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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.share on Facebook
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early-onset-of-night:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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Are you on Facebook? I'm a black woman just getting into cycling and when I was looking to find any black people to support in the sport, I was shocked and annoyed that there are only a few. I think this would be a great sport to get minority children in shape, into something that can require great endurance and concentration, and I'm just really annoyed that there isn't more minority representation. If you are on FB, let me know so that I can show support there.
Anonymous

http://www.facebook.com/eriksaun

dont be annoyed… there are plenty of  people of color competing and enjoying cycling… its just hard to know about them, as it is hard to know about anything in cycling unless you dig and dig… i tell everyone to play baseball, its not that demanding physically and you get more famous and paid better…

proantibicycle:

Single speed, anyone?
brian90tb:

the mud eats everything.


this happes to me all the time…

proantibicycle:

Single speed, anyone?

brian90tb:

the mud eats everything.

this happes to me all the time…

banned from cycling news

i got banned from cycling news for aggressive response to a moderator!… so sweet…

Message

You have been banned for the following reason:
Aggressive response to moderation statement - if you don’t want to be here, feel free not to be

Date the ban will be lifted: 07-18-11, 11:00

my offensive and racist remarks on cycling news:

i responded to this forum post on CNEWS:

I am watching the TDF: Specialized, Trek, Pinnarello..etc, your bikes are worthless at high speeds during descents or in the peloton when control is important. It’s time to go back to the drawing board!

then, i got an infraction for my response from the hall monitors!

[QUOTE=Martin318is]Dear erik saunders,

You have received an infraction at CyclingNews Forum.

Reason: Offensive racist comments

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It is irrelevante whether you are making a sad joke or you are serious.  Either way, this comment has no place on this forum.

This warning constitutes your first strike in the current 3 strikes system.  Any further attention from moderators will incur a 24 hour suspension and a 3rd strike will get a 1 month ban.

regards,

Martin

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This infraction is worth 10 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires.  Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

[post]606445[/post]

[quote]i just remebered that all that stuff is made in asia, so probably it does suck… so i take my earlier reply back… the uci should get these guys on proper equipment made by white people so we know its good…[/quote]

All the best,

CyclingNews Forum[/QUOTE]

MY RESPONSE:

sure it has a place… if i am the UCI i can say that same thing in a conference in Aigle so long as i dont say “white” and you will cover that shit as news…

this forum is the sad joke…

you suck

your bike is made in china… get over it…

the Aliens 3 they didnt make… would have been WAY better

superbbicycle:

New Custom Build: @Brooklyn Machine Works.

superbbicycle:

New Custom Build: @Brooklyn Machine Works.

proantibicycle:

My God.
cruiserized:

We The People
Stingray-ified


rad.

proantibicycle:

My God.

cruiserized:

We The People

Stingray-ified

rad.

cute…

cute…

Hey old friend, This is Joe Baum. I tried to contact you before but forgot to post my email. I'm racing again and trying to get my upgrade so i can do some NRC races before i'm too f'ing old....I would love to get some advice from you about training, and just to say hello and catch up....Take care!! Joeincircles@yahoo.com
Anonymous

sorry i am just now getting to this…

my advice is to pedal hard and use the force… it will come back…

hope all is well dude… still in FL?